Yoga model wanted for art and traveling. Travel expense paid. Please send a few photos. Please no coffee drinkers, mass chocolate eaters, or uncontrollable high energy people.
To whom it may concern.
I believe that I would be an exceptional yoga model for both art and traveling. I’m very happy that you will be paying my travel expenses because I am flat broke. Not much work for traveling, yoga, art models ya know... I am concerned about your job requirements however. I feel that you may be discriminating against those of us that like to have five or six cups of coffee each morning. I do occasionally eat Chocolate in mass as well. So I don’t appreciate your overzealous tone towards those of us that do. I mean what’s wrong with sprinkling my coco-puffs with chocolate covered chocolate chips and then drizzling it with just a jar of chocolate sauce? I use a dark chocolate Hershey Bar to stuff it into my mouth and that's good for my heart right? Some days I only drink one glass of chocolate milk to wash it all down. Now I think that shows my capacity for self restraint. And as far as my uncontrollable high energy is concerned, I only run around the room screaming for twenty minutes or so at which point my energy degenerates into uncontrollable shakes and jitters. After that I usually laps into a sugar coma for a few hours, but once I wake up I'm good.
I think that we could be a good match if you would just get over these discriminating tendencies you have. I look forward to hearing from you.
To whom it may concern.
I believe that I would be an exceptional yoga model for both art and traveling. I’m very happy that you will be paying my travel expenses because I am flat broke. Not much work for traveling, yoga, art models ya know... I am concerned about your job requirements however. I feel that you may be discriminating against those of us that like to have five or six cups of coffee each morning. I do occasionally eat Chocolate in mass as well. So I don’t appreciate your overzealous tone towards those of us that do. I mean what’s wrong with sprinkling my coco-puffs with chocolate covered chocolate chips and then drizzling it with just a jar of chocolate sauce? I use a dark chocolate Hershey Bar to stuff it into my mouth and that's good for my heart right? Some days I only drink one glass of chocolate milk to wash it all down. Now I think that shows my capacity for self restraint. And as far as my uncontrollable high energy is concerned, I only run around the room screaming for twenty minutes or so at which point my energy degenerates into uncontrollable shakes and jitters. After that I usually laps into a sugar coma for a few hours, but once I wake up I'm good.
I think that we could be a good match if you would just get over these discriminating tendencies you have. I look forward to hearing from you.
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