Aug 31, 2010

Yoga model


Yoga model wanted for art and traveling. Travel expense paid. Please send a few photos. Please no coffee drinkers, mass chocolate eaters, or uncontrollable high energy people.

To whom it may concern.  

I believe that I would be an exceptional yoga model for both art and traveling.  I’m very happy that you will be paying my travel expenses because I am flat broke.  Not much work for traveling, yoga, art models ya know...  I am concerned about your job requirements however.  I feel that you may be discriminating against those of us that like to have five or six cups of coffee each morning.  I do occasionally eat Chocolate in mass as well.  So I don’t appreciate your overzealous tone towards those of us that do.  I mean what’s wrong with sprinkling my coco-puffs with chocolate covered chocolate chips and then drizzling it with just a jar of chocolate sauce?  I use a dark chocolate Hershey Bar to stuff it into my mouth and that's good for my heart right?  Some days I only drink one glass of chocolate milk to wash it all down.  Now I think that shows my capacity for self restraint.  And as far as my uncontrollable high energy is concerned, I only run around the room screaming for twenty minutes or so at which point my energy degenerates into uncontrollable shakes and jitters.  After that I usually laps into a sugar coma for a few hours, but once I wake up I'm good.

I think that we could be a good match if you would just get over these discriminating tendencies you have.  I look forward to hearing from you. 

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