Aug 17, 2010

Smoke a cigarette

I need someone who smokes. “I do”
Someone comfortable with smoking. “I’m not. I tend to fidget a lot.”
Someone who can be casual, maybe even a bit sexual (very, very slightly so) “Sorry, I only do totally sexy.” while smoking a cigarette.

And no, this doesn't belong under "adult". “Obviously.”

Why am I asking this? “That’s my main concern.”
Well, I'm writing a novel, and I feel the words come best, becomes truly tangible, when I'm drawing from real life experience. “What an eloquent sentence structure. You must be an amazing writer.”

So, what I want to see, as to make it clearer and more accessible in my mind's eye, is a girl smoking a cigarette (preferably a Virginia Slim) in the back seat of my car, while holding a light conversation. “Will I get to use lots of commas too?”

If you're interested in the text of the piece so far (I have a couple of drafts written for the scene), that can definitely be arranged. “I’m so interested in your masterful writing.” And, who knows, “Could you clarify as to who would know?” I might call on you again later for other small acting gigs if you do a good job. “This will be great for my resume. I can’t wait for you to call me again later.”

You (ideally): White, pretty, on the shorter side, petite and/or curvy, brunette with bangs, nose ring.
I'm willing to compromise on, well, just about all of that “Never compromise your art!” - but if that describes you, “In every way, only I’m not pretty.” and/or you're interested in doing this job for cheap, please do send me a line. “Um, OK, _______________, is that line long enough?”

(by the way, I'm not some old creeper. I'm 19, so don't worry) “I AM an old creeper, so you should worry.”

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