Aug 18, 2010

Need a 4th Turtle

We are celebrating my birthday on Friday 8/20/2010 “Happy Birthday!”...at exactly 2 pm “Sharp?” we will start to play Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time ReShelled (TM) “I’m glad you threw the trade mark in there.  I was thinking you were talking about a different game.”  I have 3 other best friends “But which is your bestest friend?”...but one of them won't be able to make it “Guess it’s not him.” ...so we will need a fourth player...our current fourth player is a bit of a stoner so by default he is always Michaelangelo “Hey Mikey doesn't do drugs and I resent the connotation.” ...so you have to be alright with that. Also if for any reason my stoner friend is able to make it (whether he be late...or mid game) you must hand the controller over to him immediately.  “I don’t think you understand, I don’t just give up a controller.”  We all are all huge Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fans so we do make a lot of jokes and puns having to do with Shredder/Shells/Krang/and April's hot yellow jump suit.  “You naughty boys, so sly and clever.” We tend to call characters we don't know the name of Erma ...because she sucks.  “Hey my grandmothers name is Erma!” The pay for this job will be 15.00. If we beat the game with your help..the pay becomes 20.  “Keep your lunch money kid, I don’t charge for my awesome turtle abilities.” We will be playing on Hard Mode so only serious gamers please.  “OOOO I’m scared.”

Thanks and cowabunga dude! “You better have pizza.”

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