SEEKING EXP. GRAPHIC DESIGNER

“I AM AN EXP. GRAPHIC DESIGNER! AND NOW EVERYONE IN A ONE MILE RADIUS KNOWS IT!”

I AM THE OWNER OF A SMALL ADULT WEBSITE

“PORN, GREAT JUST THE KIND OF WORK I WOULD LOVE TO PUT IN MY PORTFOLIO!”

I AM SEEKING A WELL VERSED GRAPHIC ARTIST WHO IS CREATIVE...

“DANG I’M EVERYTHING BUT CREATIVE!!!”

MUST BE EXCELLENT AT ADOBE SUITE

“AND APPARENTLY, ABLE TO YELL A LOT!”

I AM SEEKING SOMEONE WHO CAN REDESIGN THE FOLLOWING

1- HEADER
3 - BANNERS DIFFERENT SIZES
1-5X7 AD

“OH IS THAT ALL? THAT WILL ONLY TAKE A COUPLE DAYS! AS AN EXP. GRAPHIC DESIGNER I CHARGE $50 AN HOUR!”

I AM OFFERERING $50 FOR THIS SIMPLE PROJECT

“OH, I GUESS BY EXP. GRAPHIC DESIGNER, YOU MEANT A TWELVE YEAR OLD THAT FIDDLES AROUND WITH A HACKED COPY OF PHOTOSHOP!”