__Gong Ringer___

Looking for someone to ring a gong in my living room when prompted.
Part time position, I imagine mostly weekends.
Experience not necessary,
but history of gong-related ceremony in bloodline preferred.
Serious inquiries only.

To whom it may concern,

I am interested in the position you have available for Living Room, Gong Ringer.  My name is Fred "The Hammer" Smith, and  my experience in the area of Gong Striking is extensive and my resume quite robust.  I have rung Gongs for such establishments as Pang Wong’s Chinese Buffet.  As well as for private events like the Beta House Mud Wrestling Championship of 94.  I can trace my Gong heritage back many, many, many, generations all the way to Gongdhi the creator of the original Gong.  So as you can see, Gongage runs thick in my veins. I do have one concern and would like to talk to you more about the Gong prompting nonsense you have eluded to.  I tend to be of the belief that Gong Ringing is akin to a spiritual experience and should never be struck at the whimsy of any individual but only when the moment is just right.  I also do not respond well to authority so this may be an issue as I do not take direction well.  

Thank you, and I hope you will “ring” me soon.